Scumstache
by XsaladcrusherX
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Predicated Prune
01:10
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I wanna be in a touring band
I guess I'm just not cool enough, man
I wanna be in a sweet fucking band
I guess I'm not hardcore enough
Even my own mom told me I'm a waste of space and a waste of life
She said I'm not hardcore enough for her, and to get the fuck out
Hate every second of this life
Wish I was in Trapped Under Ice
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Hawk Master
00:38
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Hawks circle around my cat
Run outside wring their fucking necks
bash their skulls together
Drink their fucking blood
Hawk annihilation! Hawk annihilation!
I am the master of hawks
Rotting corpes lay at my feet
Lifeless eyes staring back at me
I raise my hands to the sky
And scream to the gods
The hawks are fucking dead!
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Bitchless
00:31
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In a pit of self-loathing
Realization of my fate
Discover why girls are repulsed by me
I blame the hairs on my face
Every single hair on my upper lip
Represents a bitch that won't touch my dick
I can't grow a mustache
Bitches hate my scumstache
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Red Beans And Rice
00:50
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Red beans and rice
Hook up that spice
In my red beans and rice
I'm such a good chef
I should have my own show
This shit is the best
Fuck all the rest
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Red beans and rice
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Uncle Nick's
01:49
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You think you're fuckin Emril
But your food tastes like dog shit
Fuck this
I'm going to Uncle Nick's
Fuck you
I'm getting a goddamn gyro
With or without you, pussy
Sit right here and eat your red beans and rice
I'm gonna go eat some lamb meat like a fucking man
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about
...Our neighbor is fucking insane.
Bitchless - www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwcSGZk04g
www.facebook.com/XsaladcrusherX
DCR005
Bitchless - www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwcSGZk04g
www.facebook.com/XsaladcrusherX
DCR005
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released July 16, 2012
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DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois
Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.
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