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A floppy disk split whipped up in just under 24 hours between 2 good friends.
Now let's kiss.


"We all know that Bill Gates is a hard worker, but this is Bill Gates being hardcore to the bone flushing out every piece of anger and shoves it forcefully in your face!

Extremely raw and in your face with hilarious song titles that probably take longer to read than the actual tunes to be heard!"
-Yeah I Know I Sucks Wordpress


released February 26, 2014

Bill Gates:
Recorded 2/25/2014 in Statesboro, GA
Bill Gates is:
Bill- Guitar, Vox
Reverend Gates- Drums, Dick Tickles

Lord Slug:
Recorded 2/25 & 26/2014 in St Charles, IL
Lord Slug is:
Slurms McKenzy- Everything



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Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.

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Track Name: Lord Slug - Myth Of The Flat Earth
You think the Earth is flat
Where the fuck have you been
Welcome back from the stupid ages
Go watch TLC chump
Track Name: Lord Slug - What's That Movie Where Nicholas Cage Took His Face Off?
No I have never seen
That movie with Nicholas Cage
Face Off
No man, I haven't seen it
Face Off
And I don't plan to
If Ghost Rider taught me anything
Nick Cage sucks even with no face
Does that actually happen
Or is it just a joke
Track Name: Lord Slug - Only Anyone Can Judge Me
Fuck you and your tattoo
Only God can judge you
Well that's some shit I'll judge you
You're a slut with bad tattoos
"Only" isn't the right word, because any of us can judge you, and we all are
Track Name: Lord Slug - Taylor's Mom Is A Goddamn Cunt
Insure your kids' health
Take them to the dentist
Taylor's fuckin' mom
Is a goddamn cunt
She did a bad job
Just look at her son