Cameron's Friend's Dick, by XsaladcrusherX

Cameron's Friend's Dick

by XsaladcrusherX

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1.	I Admit It; I Enjoy Professional Wrestling 02:04	lyrics
Writing tunes across state lines Too much effort, too much time XsaladcrusherX's giving up Get your fill, you fuckin chump This might be the end
2.	Putting My Foot In My Mouth 01:28	lyrics
How's them sweaty ankles you fucking faggot Make some cutoffs else you's a bitch Don't be a pussy Grab some fucking scissors Cut above the knee Air out dem shins Show some fuckin skin Show some fuckin skin, pussy Make some Daisy Dukes Show some fuckin skin, pussy Denim legged douche Ain't no fucking nerd gonna come in this fuckin house wearing no goddamn Canadian tuxedo
3.	America Rules, King Conquer Drools 01:18	lyrics
Everyone wants to bitch about the USA I hear you fucking cry about it every single day Acting like shit isn't bad everywhere else If you nerds don't like it here, get the fuck out Use your freedom of speech to talk mad shit Whine about your lack of rights, you boohoo hypocrite Kickin' ass since 1776 Fuck King Conquer, they can suck a bag of dicks These colors don't run
4.	Let’s Hear It For My Favorite Senior Citizen 01:50	lyrics
People have to see the world Cause they don't like their own backyard Europe aint Utopia Same issues exist everywhere There's beauty away from home But have some pride in where you're from I don't mean you shouldn't travel It just looks like you're running away Rockford fuckin rules Rockford's bad as fuck Rockford is the shit Just give this place a fucking chance You can't judge a city from your basement If all you do is fuckin party, all you'll know are alcoholics Rep your hood Have some pride In your home Fuck you, nerds Any city looks gay if you see it from your bedroom

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released November 1, 2013

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DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois

Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.

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