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Cameron's Friend's Dick

by XsaladcrusherX

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Rockford's a pretty cool place, come visit.




released November 1, 2013




DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois

Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.

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Track Name: I Admit It; I Enjoy Professional Wrestling
Writing tunes across state lines
Too much effort, too much time
XsaladcrusherX's giving up
Get your fill, you fuckin chump
This might be the end
Track Name: Putting My Foot In My Mouth
How's them sweaty ankles you fucking faggot
Make some cutoffs else you's a bitch
Don't be a pussy Grab some fucking scissors
Cut above the knee Air out dem shins
Show some fuckin skin
Show some fuckin skin, pussy
Make some Daisy Dukes
Show some fuckin skin, pussy
Denim legged douche
Ain't no fucking nerd gonna come in this fuckin house wearing no goddamn Canadian tuxedo
Track Name: America Rules, King Conquer Drools
Everyone wants to bitch about the USA
I hear you fucking cry about it every single day
Acting like shit isn't bad everywhere else
If you nerds don't like it here, get the fuck out
Use your freedom of speech to talk mad shit
Whine about your lack of rights, you boohoo hypocrite
Kickin' ass since 1776
Fuck King Conquer, they can suck a bag of dicks
These colors don't run
Track Name: Let’s Hear It For My Favorite Senior Citizen
People have to see the world
Cause they don't like their own backyard
Europe aint Utopia
Same issues exist everywhere
There's beauty away from home
But have some pride in where you're from
I don't mean you shouldn't travel
It just looks like you're running away
Rockford fuckin rules
Rockford's bad as fuck
Rockford is the shit
Just give this place a fucking chance
You can't judge a city from your basement
If all you do is fuckin party,
all you'll know are alcoholics
Rep your hood
Have some pride
In your home
Fuck you, nerds
Any city looks gay if you see it from your bedroom