1. |
A Warning
00:17
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2. |
Dirty
00:23
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My fingernails are dirty
and the laundry is dirty
and the government is dirty
and our bodies are dirty
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Golden Ticket Showers
00:23
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I'm gonna beat the everloving shit out of you,
and get your initials inside a heart tattoo.
Just to piss you off.
I'm gonna call you names in bed,
and continually tell you I wish we'd never met.
Just to piss you off off piss piss piss piss piss you off.
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4. |
Friendship Is Magic
00:06
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Watching My Little Pony on the couch is not a date.
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5. |
Dickbeard
00:04
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Keep your pubic hair inside your shorts,
I don't care if you feel oppressed,
That's fucking gross.
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I'm not wearing underwear and I'm wearing your pants.
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7. |
Hand Shake Twice
00:03
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I'm not gonna wash my hands cause fuck you.
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8. |
Habit! Habit! Habit!
00:17
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ALL I WANT IS A FUCKING CIGARETTE
All the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time and all the time.
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9. |
Don't Breathe, Don't Die
00:22
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My expectations of you are so low I can't be disappointed.
Just Keep Breathing.
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10. |
Hobby Lobby
00:19
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Some folks hate cops.
And some folks hate when blacks move in to their town.
I find myself preoccupied with fucking myself.
And fucking myself.
And fucking myself.
And fucking myself.
And fucking myself.
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11. |
Sad But True
00:10
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You're a can, can, can, can, can of spaghettios.
You make me fucking sick,
But I can't stop fucking eating you up.
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12. |
Jesus Ov Pizzazzerath
00:35
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They say that love is fleeting,
But I wish that love was you.
They say that everything works out the way that god intended to.
But I don't believe in god and I don't believe in you.
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13. |
Friends With BenAfflecks
00:14
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If I could give you a flavor, I'd name it after the aroma of self-depracation.
If I could give you an orgasm, I still would not.
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14. |
Sweet Carolina
00:14
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Getting drunk on sweet tea vodka,
Writing songs and wishing I was,
Anywhere else but right here with you.
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Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.
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