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El Holy Pe​ñ​o

by XsaladcrusherX

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1.
I'm Not Interested In Talking To You 00:43
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Please go away It's not that I'm too cool I just don't feel like I'd gain anything from talking to you We just have different interests I'm sure you understand
2.
Your Excrement Will Become My Sustenance 00:27
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I will feast on you dookie Your turds and your poops They will suffice as my din-din I'm a hungry boy and I need your dumpz
3.
Naming Every Record "Demo" 00:33
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Every band has a record named "Demo" Are you that lazy? Just name the fuckin thing! I don't care if it's self-titled or called "Butt Tape" Just give a sliver of a shit and make something up
4.
Cat Shit Harvester 00:44
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From the crack of dawn til the dead of night I sweat and I toil tilling the clay soil Felines sew the seeds and their poops I reap This is my burden I am the cat shit harvester
5.
Homicide By Gaseous Anal Eruption 00:40
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I farted. He ded.
6.
Scoville Induced Glossectomy 00:30
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So basically I ate something real spicy I mean way more spicy than I expected So it burns like fuck, and I'm dying So I go to the hospital and the doc's all "We have to remove your tongue" So that's what they did.
7.
The First Name We Gave This One Was Dumb 00:39
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I'll probably change the name of this song It's not really that funny Anyway here's some lyrics Taylor's a diva and needs real words to yell Even though you can't decipher shit with this pitch shifter anyway So here's some fucking words Princess
8.
Buying Drugs/Drying Bugs 00:32
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I don't know man My uncle hooked me up with this job I'm not exactly in love with it But someone's gotta dry all these bugs And I'm getting paid so whatever At least I can still afford to buy drugs
9.
In The Name Of The Father, The Son, And The Holy Peño, Amen 00:17
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Consume the pepper Worship the pepper Jalapeño guide me with Heat and flavor to nirvana Make me content Bring me inner peace
10.
Crypt Squisher 00:26
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Exhumed coffins under the rubber Of my badass monster truck One dead ass lady in a wooden crate Beneath my wheels, turned to paste
11.
Prerequisites Of Punk 00:41
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For a culture that opposes rules You seem to have a lot of them This isn't punk. That's not punk. Who decides what is and isn't punk? You? Are you the fucking king of punk? Punkers are the fucking worst!
12.
Ferrous Beuller 00:24
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Beuller made of iron He doesn't have to skip school Because he's busy being studied Kept against his will But he's made of iron!
13.
People Who Eat Pickles Are Nice People 00:27
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People who eat pickles are nice people
14.
I'm A Bunch Of Farts Wrapped In Skin 00:23
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Pressure building beneath the surface Stinky farts below epidermis Like a beached whale's bloated carcass If this was Ancient Greece my name would be Fartus
15.
Eat My Liquid Shit You Diaper Drinking Pussy 00:16
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I have provided for you a feculant feast I feel like we already did a song about eating poop Partake of my cotton wad of poo juice Drink and be merry; my poop is smelly
16.
Band Politics 00:27
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Look dude I just want to listen to music I'm just not that concerned with the details The dudes themselves don't matter Keep your outrage off my art Just play a fuckin jammer
17.
Songs About Cops 00:18
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Every song is about cops Did you know that they're bad? Because that's what all the songs say I get it; I agree Just write something else now
18.
Johnny 2x4 00:17
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You got a big head And a plank named Plank That's all Say these words here And then these ones And one more quick one That's a wrap!!!!
19.
I Am A Salad Warrior 00:49
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I wonder what he's doing right now He doesn't even know what he started If I could see him right now I'd fucking gut him like a fish That drunk prick ruined my life

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This is the worst thing we've ever done. I feel bad for the people who are still downloading these releases.

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released November 11, 2017

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