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Fuck.

by XsaladcrusherX

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Shirtless cowboy hat dude, always messin' with my groove Push moshing like a nerd, an elbow to your teeth is what you deserve I'm not your fucking bud, I don't want your sweaty hugs I'm trying to thrash, so get off my back Nailed that bitch in the dome, not scared to dish some more Shove me one more time and you'll be chewin' a knuckle sandwich! Shoulder checking faggot! Tornado kick you in the chin Let the fucking pain begin! You'll drink food through a straw Your pain means nothing to me! I have no sympathy!
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I used to be a man now I'm just a cat Science has turned its back on me Test tubes, beakers, man I had the works Doing science with no thumbs is the worst I can't do my research, I'm a fucking cat! Where the fuck is my lab coat, I must find the antidote! Experiment gone awry! I am Dr. White!
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Bad Cats! 00:41
Smoking meth, punching cats! Outta my way Smoking meth, punching cats! Punch cats every day Smoking meth, punching cats! Cook that meth up right Smoking meth, punching cats! Punch cats every night Cats think that they run this scene, smoking meth amphetamine Feline drama in my place, cat I'll punch you in your face Fuck your weed, fuck cocaine, look at all this glass High on meth, poor judgement, I kicked that cat's ass You're a fucking stupid cat, go make biscuits someplace else No more teeth, cat hates me, fucking hate myself Cats think that they run this scene, smoking meth amphetamine Feline drama in my place, cat I'll punch you in your face!
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You might be ten years old But you've got my heart and soul If wanting a child is creepy Then girl I've got the mustache to match! Misty you're my main squeeze I'll do whatever you please Baby I'd catch 'em all If only you would gargle my balls!
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Geocahce to no avail, time after time we fucking fail A sense of worthlessness beyond compare I have the coordinates, and a million fucking hints People have found it before, how the fuck can we not see it? You're making an asshole of me, always searching, never finding Little tupperware, where the fuck are you hiding People have found it before, how the fuck can we not see it? Suddenly my life has lost all meaning Scavenger hunters of the past would scoff at our failure! Shit! We fucking suck!

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You know damn well you thought Misty was hot when you were in grade school too, asshole.

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released August 13, 2012

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DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois

Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.

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