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You know damn well you thought Misty was hot when you were in grade school too, asshole.

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released August 13, 2012

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DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois

Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.

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Track Name: Braindead Beatdown
Shirtless cowboy hat dude, always messin' with my groove
Push moshing like a nerd, an elbow to your teeth is what you deserve
I'm not your fucking bud, I don't want your sweaty hugs
I'm trying to thrash, so get off my back
Nailed that bitch in the dome, not scared to dish some more
Shove me one more time and you'll be chewin' a knuckle sandwich!
Shoulder checking faggot!
Tornado kick you in the chin
Let the fucking pain begin!
You'll drink food through a straw
Your pain means nothing to me!
I have no sympathy!
Track Name: When A Mad Scientist's Evil Experiment Goes Horribly Wrong And Turns Him Into A Cat
I used to be a man now I'm just a cat
Science has turned its back on me
Test tubes, beakers, man I had the works
Doing science with no thumbs is the worst
I can't do my research, I'm a fucking cat!
Where the fuck is my lab coat, I must find the antidote!
Experiment gone awry!
I am Dr. White!
Track Name: Bad Cats!
Smoking meth, punching cats!
Outta my way
Smoking meth, punching cats!
Punch cats every day
Smoking meth, punching cats!
Cook that meth up right
Smoking meth, punching cats!
Punch cats every night
Cats think that they run this scene, smoking meth amphetamine
Feline drama in my place, cat I'll punch you in your face
Fuck your weed, fuck cocaine, look at all this glass
High on meth, poor judgement, I kicked that cat's ass
You're a fucking stupid cat, go make biscuits someplace else
No more teeth, cat hates me, fucking hate myself
Cats think that they run this scene, smoking meth amphetamine
Feline drama in my place, cat I'll punch you in your face!
Track Name: Cerulean Short Shorts
You might be ten years old
But you've got my heart and soul
If wanting a child is creepy
Then girl I've got the mustache to match!
Misty you're my main squeeze
I'll do whatever you please
Baby I'd catch 'em all
If only you would gargle my balls!
Track Name: Maybe We Shouldn't Drink Before We Geocache
Geocahce to no avail, time after time we fucking fail
A sense of worthlessness beyond compare
I have the coordinates, and a million fucking hints
People have found it before, how the fuck can we not see it?
You're making an asshole of me, always searching, never finding
Little tupperware, where the fuck are you hiding
People have found it before, how the fuck can we not see it?
Suddenly my life has lost all meaning
Scavenger hunters of the past would scoff at our failure!
Shit! We fucking suck!