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Abe Lincoln Was Gay
00:46
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Abe Lincoln had a secret lover
He fucked dudes
I fuck dudes too
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Dug Pokemon when I was 9
Still peep that shit like all the time
You call me a fuckin fag
That's a challenge I accept
I'll give you a reason to call me a fag
Just let me get my nylons
Just let me get my lipstick
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Tashirojima
00:31
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Tashirojima
The island where cats are king
Get your dumb ass to this island
The cats outnumber people
I'd kill all those crazy Asians
And play with the cats all day
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Space is awesome
You're dumb if you disagree
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Paincheck
00:22
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if not for the fact that my girlfriend said
I can touch her butt if I hurry home
I'd pound every fuckin nerd in sight
Every fuckin nerd
Tomorrow I'm gonna cream you
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The Best Songs Are Short
00:37
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This song is short
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Headphone cords around neck
Force those buds straight down your throat
Wedgie to the fuckin moon
Snap your iPod like burnt toast
Fuck you
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I don't care about this song as much as it may seem
The lyrics were just a filler; I couldn't think of anything
I don't ask you why you drink or smoke so don't ask me why I don't
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Tacoviolence
00:41
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I made tacos with my roommate
Now I make them with my girlfriend
You don't know shit about tacos
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Lord Of Slugs
00:36
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Lord Slug is your mom's favorite band
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Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.
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