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Long awaited and still sounds like shit.

Mullet Master: Guardian Of Hot Dogs - www.youtube.com/watch?v=j--FpOQB2RY

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released April 10, 2013

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DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois

Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.

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Track Name: Coon-Faced Food Snatch
Hide your food
If you leave it in the fridge it's fucking mine
Haven't eaten since last afternoon
Stealing food like I'm a raccoon
Good fucking luck luck making it last
Not a crumb is out of my grasp
I'm too poor to buy my own
Have sympathy on me
I'm not above eating moldy bread
Would you perfer if I was dead
Track Name: Too Rowdy For D House
There's glass on the floor
"You don't like it, there's the door"
You think we're the dumb shits
WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S GLASS ON THE FLOOR
Hey man, watch your elbows
You hurt some friends of mine
How dare you enjoy the band
It's punk rock to fall in glass
Too rowdy for D House
Go put on a D Blouse
Track Name: Mullet Master: Guardian Of Hot Dogs
All of us are broke
And even if we had some cash
Fuck your frankfurters
They're not worth my shit
(They're fucking mine now)
(They're fucking worthless)
I'll take this pop while I'm at it
Wash down this wretched pork product
I got sticky fingers (Touchin your weiners)
Gas station meat tubes (All up in my pockets)
Free hot dogs
Taste like shit
but they're free
So fuck it
Track Name: Tortured Scalp
It snows outside
Scratch my head
Snow inside
Dead flakes of flesh
Outlived usefulness
Dandruff blocks my game
Bitches see my shame
I'll sleep alone in a winter wonderland
Track Name: Death From Below
Fuck me
Dude I think I'm gonna die
I'm not even insured
Death expelled from my colon
I can't afford this shit
Blood in my shit
I don't know
If you've ever seen that movie "Braindead"
But holy fucking blood
It's like looking at red mud
Red butt mud