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Pizza Pentaholocrust

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Grind and pizza. How original.




released May 25, 2013




DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois

Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.

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Track Name: 3.141592653589793238462643
This is the intro
To Pizza Pentaholocrust
Track Name: Fuck The Sun
Stepped outside this morning
All I saw was that arrogant fuck
I wouldn't have to buy
Sunglasses if you weren't so bright
I don't want your Vitamin D
Go blind someone else you fat piece of shit
I refuse to let you bend me over
And fuck me like a pale basement dweller
Fuck the sun You're just fishing for attention
That's enough we all fucking see you
Track Name: Something: The Reckoning
It's way hot out
Want to go swimming (Want to go swimming today)
Drop those shorts
Let me see them thighs (Let me see your meaty thighs)
It's just shrinkage
The water's way cold (It's cold like Taylor's mother)
Fuck this
It's too cold, get in the car
It's too cold, it's pizza time
Insatiable hunger
I'll eat all your goddamn pizza
Insatiable hunger
Little Caesar's, prepare
Track Name: Taylor's And Andy's World Famous 11 Pepper Tacos Will Blow The Hair Right Off Your Dick
Taylor and Andy's
11 pepper tacos
Fucking world famous
Are you man enough
They'll blow the hair right off your dick
Think you can
Handle the heat
These tacos
Got you beat
Track Name: Discontent Scene Queen
No more hairspray
I can't draw diamonds on this stuff
I'm discontent
Mom, you're so embarrassing
New Orleans is fucking lame
Where's the hot emo boys
You just hate me cause I love grindcore
Devil Wears Prada