You Know How Many Dudes I've Boned In My Life? Zero.
from Land Before Grind by XsaladcrusherX
lyrics
We've been in this band for four fucking weeks
By now I thought I'd be in pussy up to my knees
I'm an attractive man!
I'm in a kick ass band!
I haven't so much as dipped my toe
Got no bitches, got no hoes!
I'm an attractive man!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Am I not suave enough for you?
Am I just a joke to you?
I'm am attractive man!
Now show me you cans!
By now I thought I'd be in pussy up to my knees
I'm an attractive man!
I'm in a kick ass band!
I haven't so much as dipped my toe
Got no bitches, got no hoes!
I'm an attractive man!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Am I not suave enough for you?
Am I just a joke to you?
I'm am attractive man!
Now show me you cans!
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from Land Before Grind,
released July 9, 2012
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DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois
Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.
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