You Know How Many Dudes I've Boned In My Life? Zero.
from by XsaladcrusherX
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We've been in this band for like a goddamn year
By now I thought I'd be in pussy up to my ears
I'm an attractive man
I'm in a kick ass band
I haven't so much as dipped my toe
Got no bitches, got no hoes
I'm an attractive man
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Am I not suave enough for you?
Am I just a joke to you?
I'm an attractive man
Now show me you cans
By now I thought I'd be in pussy up to my ears
I'm an attractive man
I'm in a kick ass band
I haven't so much as dipped my toe
Got no bitches, got no hoes
I'm an attractive man
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Am I not suave enough for you?
Am I just a joke to you?
I'm an attractive man
Now show me you cans
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released November 1, 2013
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DICKCRUSH RECORDS Rockford, Illinois
Dickcrush Records is a DIY label from Rockford, Illinois.
Turning grind, powerviolence, noise, and everything in between into a stupid joke since 2012.
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